Lame Excuse Number 5

"I had to pick up lunch for everyone at work"...when I asked what took him so long, as my newborn son and I stood freezing on the meridian on Telegraph Road while my truck was broken down in the left lane, stopping cars, nearly causing accidents....The police officer was flabbergasted...I got in my ex's car and it reeked of fast food, Wendy's I think, they got his order wrong...he had a lot of people to get lunch for...WTF???? And I wondered...and wondered some more...who is this man that I married? Who does this to their wife and newborn child? Fortunately, the police officer let us sit in his car while we waited, and waited, and waited some more. Over 45 minutes it took him to get to us when it should have been no more than 7 minutes away. Nice, dear husband of mine. Hope his french fries were cold.