Lame Excuse Number 1

"That was my eight year old son that set up that dating profile."

This in response to the online ad discovered a couple weeks after birthing our son...

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but how many 8 year olds know their father's date of birth, height, weight, etc? In addition to this, how many also know enough detail to portray themselves (their dad) as the next best thing slightly beneath hot dogs and apple pie? And to respond to emails and chats that wouldn't announce to the unknowing perhaps single woman on the other end that she was talking to an, oh, 8 YEAR OLD??

My ex may have taken me for a fool...but he's given me lots of tasty things to write about...

More to follow...